If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so let's talk penis.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
