Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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