ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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