So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If I die, sorry about rent.
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