Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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