So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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