So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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