You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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