Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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