Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
me + whiskey = a bad person
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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