I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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