Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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