no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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