TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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