If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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