Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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