How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Randomize
