I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
did i walk over a car last night?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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