he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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