lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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