I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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