We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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