Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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