New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Can you bring me the toilet please
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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