My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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