He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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