Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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