I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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