Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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