His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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