I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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