There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
