love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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