I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
