THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
