yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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