Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
My ATM looks so different sober.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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