Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Don't tell me you're on acid again
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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