bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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