bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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