Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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