tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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