He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
