6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Text me some of your sweat
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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