No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Send help, water and tortillas.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Randomize
