he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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