That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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