what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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