Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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