I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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